For the last two days every small and inconsequential thing that could go wrong has gone wrong.

yesterday at the sammich shop I ordered a large drink, for afternoon work beverage - the diet soda dispenser was out of order.

I then proceeded to drive to the post office where not less than five different cars tried to merge into my lane without signalling and requiring me to honk at them in my bright red car, that is clearly very difficult to see.

on way back to work I proceeded to stop at mcdonalds because myself and my work cohort still wanted afternoon beverage - enter the $1 drink - and sure, I want to try one of those holiday pies because the worlds been against me today - oh, out of stock of those.

Fast forward to today - on the way to lunch at Togo’s - the greatest sammich place in the world I’m super excited becuase there is this wonderfully happy and cheerful guy that always waves to people on Beaverton Hillsdale for round table - I was SO excited to wave to him today - but no, he wasn’t there :(

and then Togo’s diet pepsi dispener was out of order, followed by the subsequent Mcdonald’s no longer selling holiday pies. My first world problems are compounding. At least I still have a job… just kidding.